Upon seeing a video allegedly featuring a 10-foot tall alien in a Nevada family’s backyard, one Twitter user had just one question on their mind: Does it have a cock?


Back in May, some Las Vegas residents were surprised by a green flash of light they witnessed plummeting through the sky. Others were surprised further by what they claimed were aliens in their backyard.



Police body-cam footage shows an officer interviewing residents about both the light and the creature, but according to CNN, footage of the backyard where the creature was supposedly hanging out has been redacted since it’s private property.


Twitter account @AlertChannel combined the initial call to police with an unverified video of a creepy creature hunched over to make it look like the footage was from the Vegas home, but there’s no evidence that’s the case.




NASA confirmed that the green light some residents saw was a meteor and that aliens have not landed in Nevada. But that hasn’t stopped police from placing cameras in the backyard where the creature was allegedly spotted, serving as another example of a fantastic use of police resources.


Twitter user Bella wasn’t concerned with any of that, however. Her main concern was whether or not the creature had a penis. It’s a fair question — I can’t be the only one to wonder what E.T. was hiding under all those wrinkles — and since the creature spends the entire video hunched over, it’s impossible to tell. Hopefully, the definitely-real creature who is definitely still running around suburban Las Vegas quickly develops a sense of shame like its human hosts and finds some clothes to cover its modesty.


Either way, this whole case definitely calls for some sort of private dick.